luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
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askjdhlfsjkhd:

i need chocolate 

sickpage:

Andrew HefterStacks, 2011
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u
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anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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Daedalus and Icarus, Detail.
by Orazio Riminaldi, (c. 1625)
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